Symbols Of Christmas

Yesterday my friend Carol send me an e-mail with this great joke:

Three businessmen died in a car crash on their way home from an office party on Christmas Eve.

The Recording Angel greeted them at the Pearly Gates and said, “In honor of the season, each of you must show me some symbol of Christmas to get into Heaven”.

The first guy fumbled through his pockets and came up with a Bic lighter. He flicked it on and said, “This flame symbolizes a Christmas Candle; will that do?”

“Good thinking,” said the angel, “Go on into Heaven”.

The next man dug into his pocket and pulled out his key ring. He jingled his keys and said, “These symbolize Christmas Bells.”

Impressed with the man’s ingenuity, the angel admitted him into Heaven.

The third man searched his coat pockets desperately. Grinning sheepishly he lifted a pair of black lace panties up to show the angel.

“And just what to those panties have to do with Christmas,” demanded the angel.

“These are Carol’s,” the man said.